Bazooka Chicken

Madder than a box of cackling Irishmen, Bazooka Chicken are to music what cutting your own hair is to small children.

More zany than Ross from friends, this infantile band create an un-ending sludge of pathetic half-cut ditty's, euro-pop football anthems and nonsense-songs that should never have been recorded.

Not satisfied any longer with just a microphone, recent outings have included live performance, instructional videos and a rather crap shop.